Mixed up as a frog in a blender. Want to chat with other awesome anxious users? Include Shakespeare as well as other authors. Sharp as a bag o' wet leather Sharp as a bowling ball older'n God's parents colder than a welldigger's ass madder than a wet hen mean as a cornered dog sometimes cat built like a brick shithouse Purdy as 2 pups fightin in a blanket usually reserved for a woman walking away hard as day old biscuits Couldn't pull a greasy string out of a cat's ass runs like a striped ass ape She's got a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road. Useless as a one-legged man at an ass-kickin'. So confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his behind. Newer routers, called dynamic routers, can automatically configure the available routes on the network. Occasionally, the simile just relies on rhyme, for example 'as drunk as a skunk'.
Examples of that form are 'as black as coal', 'as white as snow'. Examples Metaphor A metaphor is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase, literally denoting one kind of object or idea, is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between the two. Your points are really well formed and thought up. While admiring a female bottom. My current therapist is a pompous ass, but she has literally given me new life. My bff wants to be a master in this field. Okay, I just made that one up.
I need good metaphor's or simile's for feeling nervous or. Hotter than a two-dollar whore. Tighter than Dick's hatband Happy as a dog with two dicks. Kissing her was like a garbage truck getting hit by an onion train used ina creative writing class as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest you can't swing a dead cat in downtown fredonia without hitting an english major. She got beat with the ugly stick, but he got hit with the whole tree.
She looked like death chewing on a cracker Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first Harder than a wedding dick Scattered like a madwoman's shit. So, I have this teacher thinking up similes in every chapter. There are therapy models that talk about taking your rational thought and your emotional thoughts and combining them, instead of having them constantly fighting. The teacher gave the students mountains of homework. I'd also include the metaphoric words of David Mitchell that reside in my sig at the moment. Her smile was as bright as the sun. This past Saturday, I was the keynote speaker at the New York State Future Business Leaders of America Conference at Cayuga Community College.
Without the metaphor, the statement would not express the emotion as vividly. The Bull Gear jumped the Heifer Shaft - used when something broke down. The rational, adult part of my brain knows that chest pains are just muscular, and that my cardiologist has said my heart is fine. Sweating like a gay man eating a corndog Worthless as tits on a boar hog Gay as a two dollar bill. Similes and Metaphors PowerPoint Lesson by Krazikas. See more similes with our simile flashcard set. A List of Similes and Metaphors to Enrich Your Literary Skills A simile is a literary technique that is used to compare two concepts.
He's the biggest liar since the devil learned to talk. Then back that up with some data and facts. The angry father blew his top. The sun don't shine up the same dog's ass every day He's not the sharpest tool in the shed Quicker than a turpentined cat. He waved his blue ribbon looking as proud as a peacock. And figh perhaps, and wifh, When I am rotten as a pear, And mute as any fifh.
There had been harsh words about something or other, and the Baptist minister was invited by the church leadership to find a different ministry. Slicker than greased owl shit. I've known a few catfish, all mouth and no brain. She took out her Tits and Tittered - used after hearing a woman laugh. When life gives you lemons…. Im gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child 2. Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
If wishes were horses, beggars could ride. Examples Simile A simile is also a figure of speech, which compares two unlike things, only it is introduced with like, as, as if, as than, similar to, resembles or seems. I was standing in line, and the clerk at the counter was having a little trouble figuring out the change on a purchase. The ass crack of dawn. No homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist comments. They just can't, or won't learn.
Here is the list of fifty easy similes: Simile Examples for Intermediate Readers Slashes indicate line-breaks. I was so scared I was shittin' rubber nickles. I believe it refers to the fact that tall cotton is easier to pick. I try and stay upbeat and motivated for my children and myself. Look for her next prehistoric fiction, Survival of the Fittest, Spring 2019, first in the Crossroads Trilogy. He just waits for it to dry up and flake off by itself.